1 00:00:03,031 --> 00:00:04,464 Like, steady, now. 2 00:00:06,034 --> 00:00:08,696 T.C., I think he's heading for the wrong window. 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,040 With love from.... 4 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:18,077 -What was that? -A mosquito. A big one. 5 00:00:20,682 --> 00:00:23,651 -What happened? -Forget it. Let's try again. 6 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:26,153 This time, swing him harder. We need more power. 7 00:00:26,221 --> 00:00:29,315 So push harder. Lots harder. Let's push. 8 00:01:19,074 --> 00:01:21,941 And now, gentlemen, if the class will come to order... 9 00:01:22,010 --> 00:01:25,241 we shall proceed with the adult education course. 10 00:01:25,314 --> 00:01:28,545 Today's subject is English. Now, pay close attention. 11 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:31,810 I shall demonstrate absolutely correct English. 12 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:35,447 This here is real English: The atomic spin. 13 00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:45,398 -That, gentlemen, is English. -You said it, T.C. 14 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:47,128 Man, like the King's English. 15 00:01:47,202 --> 00:01:51,332 As you see.... Wait a minute. Someone isn't here. 16 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:54,873 Will the person who is absent kindly raise his hand? 17 00:01:54,943 --> 00:01:56,672 It's Choo Choo, T.C. 18 00:01:57,112 --> 00:02:00,809 Absence from class is something up with which I do not intend to put. 19 00:02:00,882 --> 00:02:03,851 -It's not really his fault. -What do you mean not his fault? 20 00:02:03,919 --> 00:02:06,911 He's been a little forgetful ever since he saw that girl. 21 00:02:06,989 --> 00:02:09,514 -Girl? What girl? -Her name is Goldie. 22 00:02:10,092 --> 00:02:13,584 She's the chick who just rented the pad next door. 23 00:02:14,196 --> 00:02:16,289 Choo Choo flipped when he saw her. 24 00:02:16,365 --> 00:02:19,266 Boy, he really has gone ape over her. 25 00:02:19,468 --> 00:02:22,028 Half the time he doesn't even know where he is. 26 00:02:22,104 --> 00:02:23,731 It's love, all right. 27 00:02:24,339 --> 00:02:25,897 No, you are jesting. 28 00:02:25,974 --> 00:02:30,035 One of my boys dumbstruck by love? It's impossible. 29 00:02:30,379 --> 00:02:31,869 Here he comes now. 30 00:02:32,247 --> 00:02:34,943 Hello, T.C. Hello, fellas. 31 00:02:35,450 --> 00:02:37,213 Good morning, world. 32 00:02:39,121 --> 00:02:42,284 I expect everyone on time, and that goes for you. 33 00:02:42,691 --> 00:02:45,091 -Are you talking to me? -That's right. 34 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,891 -Just who do you think you are? -I think I am in love. 35 00:02:49,064 --> 00:02:51,624 -In love? -It was like a trip to the stars. 36 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,497 To Venus and Mars. 37 00:02:53,568 --> 00:02:56,696 Trip to the stars? He must have fallen on his head. 38 00:02:56,905 --> 00:02:59,533 My devotion is not just a sudden emotion. 39 00:02:59,608 --> 00:03:02,406 No, it's more like a sudden attack of brain fever. 40 00:03:02,544 --> 00:03:06,605 As long as roses bloom in May, my love will grow deeper... 41 00:03:06,848 --> 00:03:08,907 with every passing day. 42 00:03:08,984 --> 00:03:10,349 It's a girl, all right. 43 00:03:10,419 --> 00:03:12,649 Has Choo Choo been going out with this doll? 44 00:03:12,721 --> 00:03:14,655 He's never even spoken to her. 45 00:03:14,756 --> 00:03:16,951 He just worships her from afar. 46 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:20,754 Maybe we can snap him out of it. He always used to like to shoot pool. 47 00:03:20,829 --> 00:03:24,424 Chooch, look, you're here in the pool hall with all your pals. 48 00:03:24,499 --> 00:03:27,491 You're gonna be all right, kid. We'll play a little snooker. 49 00:03:27,569 --> 00:03:29,594 Go ahead, Chooch, it's your turn. 50 00:03:29,671 --> 00:03:32,970 That's right. Hit it, go ahead. Hit it hard. Sock it! 51 00:03:39,514 --> 00:03:42,950 What happened? Did Goldie kiss me? 52 00:03:43,752 --> 00:03:45,982 -You all right, Choo Choo, baby? -Where am I? 53 00:03:46,054 --> 00:03:48,284 You're home in the pool hall. 54 00:03:49,057 --> 00:03:51,685 I think that rap on the head was what you needed. 55 00:03:51,893 --> 00:03:55,124 What's so special about this Goldie chick anyhow? 56 00:03:55,297 --> 00:03:58,130 I was at the corner having a Dixie Cup of ice cream... 57 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,795 when she first walked by. The minute I saw her, I got goosebumps... 58 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:05,533 icy chills ran down my spine. I knew it was love. 59 00:04:05,607 --> 00:04:08,007 Sounds more like your Dixie Cup was leaking. 60 00:04:08,076 --> 00:04:09,543 No, it was love. 61 00:04:09,711 --> 00:04:13,340 Amour toujours I'amour. I'm sure. 62 00:04:16,752 --> 00:04:18,720 Like, he's really gone, man. 63 00:04:18,787 --> 00:04:21,517 I think it's beautiful. Maybe they'll get married. 64 00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:26,152 -Married? You call that beautiful? -Sure. Ain't it? 65 00:04:26,228 --> 00:04:27,525 Think, boy. 66 00:04:27,596 --> 00:04:30,724 Test-drivers that crash cars, all married, right? 67 00:04:30,799 --> 00:04:32,926 When they need a guy to shoot up on a rocket... 68 00:04:33,001 --> 00:04:34,730 any single guys volunteer? 69 00:04:35,137 --> 00:04:39,130 All married stiffs, glad to get away even if it's straight up. 70 00:04:39,207 --> 00:04:41,437 Does that sound like they think it's beautiful? 71 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:43,740 How're you gonna talk Choo Choo out of it? 72 00:04:43,812 --> 00:04:45,973 Easy. We get him a few dates with this chick. 73 00:04:46,047 --> 00:04:48,743 He gets fed up. He'll be right back with us. 74 00:04:48,817 --> 00:04:50,717 -Are you sure? -Certainly am sure. 75 00:04:50,786 --> 00:04:52,913 Familiarity breeds contempt. 76 00:04:53,054 --> 00:04:55,420 The faster we bring those two kooks together... 77 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:57,981 the sooner we break them up. Like this. 78 00:05:01,163 --> 00:05:03,927 You're right, T.C. You're absolutely right. 79 00:05:07,068 --> 00:05:11,266 I tell you Chooch, this will positively make that doll flip over you. 80 00:05:11,339 --> 00:05:13,830 But it's only a box of candy, T.C. 81 00:05:13,909 --> 00:05:18,812 Right. But look how it's being delivered by little old Dan Cupid himself. 82 00:05:18,947 --> 00:05:21,882 Here just swing up to Goldie's window and say: 83 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:24,350 -"With love from Choo Choo." -Yeah, but-- 84 00:05:24,419 --> 00:05:27,684 -Hold that bow and arrow straighter. -Okay. 85 00:05:30,425 --> 00:05:33,553 Hey, T.C., did you see where my arrow went? 86 00:05:33,628 --> 00:05:36,153 No, I didn't see it, but I know where it went. 87 00:05:36,231 --> 00:05:37,960 Come on, get going. 88 00:05:39,134 --> 00:05:40,726 Like, steady now. 89 00:05:42,137 --> 00:05:44,935 T.C., I think he's heading for the wrong window. 90 00:05:48,009 --> 00:05:49,738 With love from.... 91 00:05:51,313 --> 00:05:54,180 -What was that? -A mosquito. A big one. 92 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:57,779 What happened? 93 00:05:57,853 --> 00:06:01,448 I don't know, but somebody up there doesn't like me. 94 00:06:01,523 --> 00:06:03,320 Forget it. Let's try again. 95 00:06:03,391 --> 00:06:05,757 This time, swing him harder. We need more power. 96 00:06:05,827 --> 00:06:08,591 So push harder. Lots harder. Let's push. 97 00:06:14,202 --> 00:06:15,931 -Brain! -Are you all right? 98 00:06:16,004 --> 00:06:18,268 With love from Choo Choo. 99 00:06:19,908 --> 00:06:22,741 Well, it's no worse than if they came by mail. 100 00:06:22,811 --> 00:06:26,008 Turn in your wings, Brain. We'll try something else. 101 00:06:28,016 --> 00:06:30,541 But, T.C., she already has a boyfriend... 102 00:06:30,652 --> 00:06:32,882 a French character from Paris. 103 00:06:33,522 --> 00:06:36,958 A mere detail, Chooch. Go ahead, knock on the door. 104 00:06:37,626 --> 00:06:39,355 What do I do, again? 105 00:06:39,728 --> 00:06:42,424 First, you dump this bag of dirt on the floor. 106 00:06:42,631 --> 00:06:44,792 Then you demonstrate the vacuum cleaner. 107 00:06:44,866 --> 00:06:48,097 And then, when she's getting interested, you give her the orchid. 108 00:06:48,169 --> 00:06:49,431 I don't feel so well. 109 00:06:49,504 --> 00:06:53,873 Listen, you got nothing to worry about. This is the perfect way to break the ice. 110 00:06:55,644 --> 00:06:56,838 Yes? 111 00:06:59,281 --> 00:07:00,873 What can I do for you? 112 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,081 With your permission, miss. 113 00:07:04,152 --> 00:07:07,315 Thank you, monsieur, but no, thank you, monsieur. 114 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:10,988 Pardon me. Can I have my dirt back? 115 00:07:12,794 --> 00:07:15,558 Step aside. Let me knock on that door. 116 00:07:21,036 --> 00:07:22,765 And, yes. 117 00:07:23,438 --> 00:07:26,202 Le dirt, le fleur... 118 00:07:26,775 --> 00:07:28,333 le water. 119 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:33,309 Where did all the water come from? 120 00:07:33,415 --> 00:07:36,316 I guess you really did break the ice, T.C. 121 00:07:38,954 --> 00:07:42,515 -Did you get all the dirt out? -There's some more on top. 122 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:47,426 I'll turn up the vacuum, T.C. 123 00:07:48,563 --> 00:07:49,825 That's better. 124 00:07:54,869 --> 00:07:57,736 That's enough, you birds. We have been done an insult. 125 00:07:57,939 --> 00:08:00,100 The honor of the group is at stake. 126 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:03,167 It is up to us to see to that French cruller Pierre... 127 00:08:03,244 --> 00:08:05,576 gets a zets right in the nom de plume. 128 00:08:05,647 --> 00:08:08,480 In no time at all, he'll be yelling for merci bien... 129 00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:12,350 and running back to Paris as fast as his comment allez-vous will take him. 130 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:14,848 T.C., I never saw you as mad as this. 131 00:08:14,923 --> 00:08:17,118 Now one of my boys is in trouble. 132 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:21,629 When an enemy attacks her young, doth not the eagle bare her claws? 133 00:08:22,297 --> 00:08:26,097 You expressed that beautifully, T.C., just beautifully. 134 00:08:26,968 --> 00:08:30,233 I think we should steal the chick away from Pierre. 135 00:08:30,672 --> 00:08:32,970 Yeah, hit him where it really hurts. 136 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:34,804 Good idea, Benny. 137 00:08:34,909 --> 00:08:37,036 But how do we do it? 138 00:08:37,345 --> 00:08:38,937 That is the moot question... 139 00:08:39,014 --> 00:08:42,575 for which it behooves me to endeavor to find a solution. 140 00:08:45,487 --> 00:08:48,945 Officer Dibble's phone. Who? The Sergeant? 141 00:08:49,024 --> 00:08:50,889 You want to talk to Officer Dibble? 142 00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:53,519 Certainly, he's here. But I am not gonna wake him up... 143 00:08:53,595 --> 00:08:55,722 for every thrill-seeker who calls. 144 00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:57,864 Sorry, try calling back later. 145 00:08:58,133 --> 00:09:00,601 Top Cat, was someone on my phone? 146 00:09:00,735 --> 00:09:03,101 Relax, Dibble, it was just the Sergeant. 147 00:09:03,171 --> 00:09:07,437 -The Sergeant. No! Hello, Sergeant. -Dibble! 148 00:09:09,544 --> 00:09:10,841 But, Sergeant-- 149 00:09:13,114 --> 00:09:14,843 Hoodlums in the park? 150 00:09:15,116 --> 00:09:16,447 No, sir. 151 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:19,418 Yes, sir. I'll be on the lookout, sir. 152 00:09:19,954 --> 00:09:23,355 Yes, sir. No, sir. Goodbye, sir. 153 00:09:24,759 --> 00:09:26,158 What was that Dibble said? 154 00:09:26,227 --> 00:09:27,785 It sounded like... 155 00:09:27,862 --> 00:09:31,855 "Yes, sir. No, sir. Goodbye, sir." 156 00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:33,830 No, before that. 157 00:09:33,968 --> 00:09:35,799 He said, "Hoodlums in the park." 158 00:09:35,870 --> 00:09:38,304 That's it. That's your answer, Choo Choo. 159 00:09:38,473 --> 00:09:40,566 This is your chance to be a hero. 160 00:09:40,642 --> 00:09:43,042 Tonight, when Goldie walks in the park... 161 00:09:43,111 --> 00:09:45,170 she is gonna be stopped by ruffians. 162 00:09:45,246 --> 00:09:48,704 You will come to the rescue, you will vanquish the ruffians... 163 00:09:48,783 --> 00:09:51,217 and you will be her hero. 164 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:55,017 I don't know, T.C. I'm not very good at ruffian vanquishing. 165 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,923 Relax, pal. Benny and I will be the ruffians. 166 00:09:57,992 --> 00:10:00,927 We'll both take a dive to make you look good. 167 00:10:01,262 --> 00:10:03,890 Go on, Chooch, we can't miss tonight. 168 00:10:03,998 --> 00:10:07,161 Tonight, a new hero will be born. 169 00:10:10,538 --> 00:10:12,005 Goldie walks by like this. 170 00:10:12,073 --> 00:10:14,439 Benny and I jump out from behind the bench. 171 00:10:14,509 --> 00:10:18,343 She screams. You rush in and belt us. We take a dive. 172 00:10:18,446 --> 00:10:22,143 Out of gratitude, she'll probably smother you with kisses... 173 00:10:22,217 --> 00:10:24,310 and you'll live happily ever after. 174 00:10:24,385 --> 00:10:26,376 She'll be along any minute, Chooch. 175 00:10:26,454 --> 00:10:29,116 Get back out of sight. Benny, you all set? 176 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:30,880 All set, T.C. 177 00:10:33,895 --> 00:10:36,420 That isn't Goldie, it's Officer Dibble. 178 00:10:36,498 --> 00:10:39,023 Dibble? Let's get lost till he goes by. 179 00:10:44,472 --> 00:10:46,667 This looks like a good place, Butch. 180 00:10:47,408 --> 00:10:49,501 Okay, Spike. Back here. 181 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:07,792 -Okay, baby, let's have the purse. -Yeah. Hand it over. 182 00:11:08,897 --> 00:11:11,491 Have no fear, my dear. Choo Choo is here. 183 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,267 Now then, you hoodlums... 184 00:11:14,602 --> 00:11:18,038 prepare yourselves for the thrashing you so richly deserve. 185 00:11:21,309 --> 00:11:24,107 Take it easy, for heaven's sake. You'll bruise me. 186 00:11:29,784 --> 00:11:31,513 Go on, collapse. 187 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,385 Come on, you promised. 188 00:11:34,756 --> 00:11:37,816 No, don't hit him. Here, you can have the money. 189 00:11:37,892 --> 00:11:41,225 Nonsense, my pet. I can take whatever they dish out. 190 00:11:41,296 --> 00:11:44,857 -Okay, let him have it, Spike. -Go ahead, Spike. 191 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,560 Spike! 192 00:11:48,069 --> 00:11:49,764 What are you doing? 193 00:11:51,873 --> 00:11:53,465 Nothing at all, sir. 194 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,437 Just looking for a friend. 195 00:11:56,377 --> 00:11:58,470 Nice night. I'll be running along. 196 00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:00,878 Good, I'll help you on your way. 197 00:12:04,986 --> 00:12:07,580 -What was that? -Sounded like a scream. 198 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:10,089 -It came from over that way. -Thanks. 199 00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:13,556 Let's get back to Chooch. Something may be wrong. 200 00:12:25,106 --> 00:12:27,700 -Choo Choo, what happened? -Are you all right? 201 00:12:29,377 --> 00:12:32,141 -I guess so. -Look over there. 202 00:12:33,381 --> 00:12:36,509 They're the ones. Genuine ruffians, hoodlums. 203 00:12:36,584 --> 00:12:37,983 They threatened Goldie. 204 00:12:38,052 --> 00:12:41,044 I don't really remember. I must have gone berserk... 205 00:12:41,155 --> 00:12:43,316 reverted to the primitive beast in me... 206 00:12:43,391 --> 00:12:45,222 and wreaked all this havoc. 207 00:12:45,293 --> 00:12:47,090 You wreaked them, all right. 208 00:12:47,228 --> 00:12:51,494 Yeah, the law of the jungle. A primitive creature fighting for his mate. 209 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:56,267 I can't believe it. But it's true. I'm a veritable tiger when aroused. 210 00:12:56,671 --> 00:13:00,801 I told Dibble and he'll be coming back here any minute. Come on, let's get out of here. 211 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,946 Our plan couldn't have worked out any better... 212 00:13:06,014 --> 00:13:08,073 even if those hoods hadn't come along. 213 00:13:08,149 --> 00:13:11,380 -But there's one thing that puzzles me. -What's that? 214 00:13:11,452 --> 00:13:14,615 Goldie didn't hang around to thank Choo Choo for rescuing her. 215 00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:17,852 Yeah. She didn't even smother me with kisses. 216 00:13:17,926 --> 00:13:20,690 She doesn't go for the primitive type, Choo Choo. 217 00:13:20,762 --> 00:13:22,696 -How do you know? -This book of love poems. 218 00:13:23,932 --> 00:13:26,162 She must have dropped it when Choo Choo saved her. 219 00:13:26,234 --> 00:13:30,068 That's it. That is it. The chick digs the romantic type. 220 00:13:30,171 --> 00:13:33,004 -Do you know any poems? -Sure. 221 00:13:33,174 --> 00:13:35,165 "l" before "E" except after "C." 222 00:13:35,243 --> 00:13:38,235 No, I mean gooey, sentimental stuff. 223 00:13:38,346 --> 00:13:40,940 It doesn't matter. I'm afraid to talk to her. 224 00:13:41,082 --> 00:13:43,414 So you begin by writing to her. Here. 225 00:13:43,484 --> 00:13:47,580 -But I don't even know what to write. -I'll start you off. Let me see now. 226 00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:50,988 Darling, unless my heart doth deceive me.... 227 00:13:51,392 --> 00:13:53,860 -What's the matter? -How do you spell "deceive"? 228 00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,396 "l" before "E" except after "C." 229 00:13:56,497 --> 00:13:58,397 I was just gonna say that. 230 00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:00,457 Come on. Write what I tell you. 231 00:14:03,338 --> 00:14:05,363 -The mail's here. -Bring it over, Benny. 232 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:09,638 It's a letter and it's addressed to Passionflower. 233 00:14:09,877 --> 00:14:13,142 That's the name Chooch signed to the letter we sent Goldie. 234 00:14:13,214 --> 00:14:15,478 Hurry it up, Passionflower. Open it. 235 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,951 -You read it, T.C. I'm all shakes. -All right. 236 00:14:19,087 --> 00:14:21,555 "Dear Passionflower." I like that. 237 00:14:21,789 --> 00:14:24,280 "Dear Passionflower: The lovely sentiments... 238 00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:28,591 "expressed in your letter struck a responsive chord within my heart. 239 00:14:28,696 --> 00:14:30,357 "Affectionately, Goldie." 240 00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:32,558 Gosh, "affectionately." 241 00:14:34,302 --> 00:14:37,931 What did I tell you, Chooch? You're in, pal. Frenchie is through. 242 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,974 I'll never forget you, T.C. 243 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:43,408 -What do I do now? -You go see her tonight. What else? 244 00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:47,146 -What do I tell her? -You tell her the same stuff you wrote her. 245 00:14:47,215 --> 00:14:50,946 -But I didn't write that stuff, you did. -You're right. That is right. 246 00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:53,954 Okay, I'll go with you tonight and I'll get you started... 247 00:14:54,022 --> 00:14:55,956 -and then you are on your own. -Thanks. 248 00:14:56,024 --> 00:15:00,324 -That's all I need. A start. -We'll shoot the works, men! 249 00:15:00,428 --> 00:15:02,259 Spook, you arrange the music. 250 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,423 Like I'm from tunesville, dad. 251 00:15:04,499 --> 00:15:07,024 I'll get bongos, nose flutes, hair combs-- 252 00:15:07,101 --> 00:15:09,535 -No. Just guitars. -Guitars? 253 00:15:09,637 --> 00:15:13,733 Benny, you handle the music. Brain, you get the trampoline. 254 00:15:13,808 --> 00:15:16,470 The rest of you guys will provide a close harmony. 255 00:15:16,544 --> 00:15:18,444 All right, Cupid, let's go. 256 00:15:18,513 --> 00:15:21,539 We meet in Goldie's garden at 9:00 sharp. 257 00:16:09,564 --> 00:16:12,260 I will be right down. Don't go away. 258 00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:15,730 Goldie's coming down. What'll I do? 259 00:16:15,803 --> 00:16:17,998 Don't worry, I'll take your place. 260 00:16:18,272 --> 00:16:22,038 In the moonlight and with these masks, she'll never know the difference. 261 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:23,475 Now watch closely. 262 00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:27,541 My dear, my life begins. 263 00:16:29,217 --> 00:16:32,778 Shall we promenade amidst the pommes de terre? 264 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,656 Aren't you going to take off your mask? 265 00:16:35,723 --> 00:16:38,157 In due time, my little cabbage. 266 00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:41,684 We must allow our hearts to become acquainted first. 267 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:46,166 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 268 00:16:46,434 --> 00:16:48,527 I just adore poetry. 269 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,568 Why not, my little apple blossom... 270 00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:52,936 after all, it is the language of love. 271 00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:56,872 -Tell me another poem. -A poem? 272 00:16:57,145 --> 00:17:00,012 Something sad and full of meaning. 273 00:17:01,415 --> 00:17:05,146 Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November. 274 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,749 -Is that all? -Yeah. 275 00:17:07,989 --> 00:17:11,083 All the rest have 31 except February, naturally. 276 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:14,922 My love is like a red, red rose... 277 00:17:14,996 --> 00:17:17,157 that's newly sprung in June. 278 00:17:23,638 --> 00:17:26,664 You see, kid, she's crazy about you. 279 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:29,039 Gosh, she kissed me. 280 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,135 Sure, and you loved it. 281 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:35,879 This is the first time I ever kissed a girl by remote control. 282 00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,679 Do you wanna do it again? 283 00:17:38,719 --> 00:17:39,947 Sure. 284 00:17:40,021 --> 00:17:43,479 Here you go again, you crazy kid. 285 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,484 Don't talk, my sweet, not a whisper. 286 00:17:54,735 --> 00:17:58,000 -How was it this time? -You were just crazy about it. 287 00:17:58,072 --> 00:17:59,505 Gosh, I'm having fun. 288 00:17:59,574 --> 00:18:02,441 If you had anymore fun, I don't think I could stand it. 289 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:05,570 What do you think, kid? Think you're ready to solo? 290 00:18:07,048 --> 00:18:08,447 What do you think? 291 00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:12,749 Go, knock them out of the sky, kiddo. 292 00:18:13,254 --> 00:18:16,223 -Go ahead. Say something. -Sure. 293 00:18:16,557 --> 00:18:18,752 Ain't it terrible about Marie Antoinette? 294 00:18:18,826 --> 00:18:20,225 Silly boy. 295 00:18:20,461 --> 00:18:24,192 You're better at other things we could do together. 296 00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:27,257 What? Yeah. Can you do this? 297 00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:31,829 I meant something we could do together. 298 00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:35,000 Sure, want to race me around the block? 299 00:18:35,076 --> 00:18:38,136 No, darling. I'm not in the mood for running. 300 00:18:38,546 --> 00:18:40,241 Excuse me a minute. 301 00:18:41,282 --> 00:18:43,250 I fear she's a bit beyond me. 302 00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:46,718 No, pal. You're doing great. It's what you wanted, ain't it? 303 00:18:46,787 --> 00:18:49,381 Yeah, that's right. Show me just once more. 304 00:18:49,457 --> 00:18:51,652 Kiss her and hug her for me. Please. 305 00:18:52,326 --> 00:18:55,090 Okay. After all, that's what friends are for. 306 00:18:55,162 --> 00:18:58,654 But this is positively the last time. So pay attention. 307 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:03,859 Believe me, darling, if all those endearing young charms.... 308 00:19:04,305 --> 00:19:06,671 Try your charm on this. 309 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:10,071 Steady, Pierre. This is all new bridgework. 310 00:19:10,611 --> 00:19:12,511 Pierre, what is the meaning of this? 311 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:15,879 This person is forcing his attention on you. Yes? 312 00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:18,415 No, put that down. You have no right. 313 00:19:18,486 --> 00:19:19,953 No right at all. 314 00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:23,218 -I want to be with him. -She wants to be with me. 315 00:19:23,324 --> 00:19:26,953 -Because I am going to marry him. -Because she is going to marry.... Marry? 316 00:19:27,028 --> 00:19:29,121 But of course, I will, darling. 317 00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,467 Well, in that case.... 318 00:19:35,536 --> 00:19:37,231 That is better. 319 00:19:37,371 --> 00:19:40,602 I must go in. But I want you boys to be friends. 320 00:19:40,941 --> 00:19:45,241 My apologies, monsieur, and congratulations. 321 00:19:45,346 --> 00:19:48,247 Save them, Pierre. I'm not marrying anybody. 322 00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:51,610 You mean you do not intend to marry Goldie? 323 00:19:51,686 --> 00:19:53,119 You got the message, Jack. 324 00:19:53,187 --> 00:19:56,679 You cannot do this. You break her heart. You are a.... 325 00:20:01,028 --> 00:20:03,292 -Would you repeat that? -You are a.... 326 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:10,001 I got a feeling you are trying to tell me something, Frenchie. 327 00:20:10,438 --> 00:20:13,066 I challenge you to the duel. 328 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,973 A duel? Now, look, this is all a mistake. 329 00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:18,534 Be here at noon tomorrow... 330 00:20:18,612 --> 00:20:22,048 -or Pierre shall hunt you down like a dog. -A dog? 331 00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:24,744 Au revoir, but not good-bye. 332 00:20:26,554 --> 00:20:27,782 Anything wrong? 333 00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:29,982 No, everything's just fine... 334 00:20:30,057 --> 00:20:32,719 except that Pierre is going to shoot me like a dog. 335 00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:35,455 -A dog? -And Goldie's gonna marry me. 336 00:20:35,963 --> 00:20:38,523 -Marry you? -It's not my idea. 337 00:20:38,699 --> 00:20:40,690 You dog, you lowlife. 338 00:20:40,768 --> 00:20:42,998 You've wanted her for yourself all along. 339 00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:45,368 I've been a dupe, but now I see it all. 340 00:20:45,439 --> 00:20:49,205 I hope Pierre aims true and pierces your pusillanimous... 341 00:20:49,276 --> 00:20:51,676 traitorous heart with his first volley. 342 00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:53,771 Now he learns how to talk. 343 00:20:56,550 --> 00:21:01,044 What a deal. Choo Choo won't talk to me and Pierre wants to shoot me. 344 00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:03,886 All on account of a chick I don't even care about. 345 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:07,189 It's times like this you gotta use the old noodle, T.C. 346 00:21:07,461 --> 00:21:08,985 You'll think of something. 347 00:21:09,063 --> 00:21:12,464 Right now, my mind's a blank.... Wait a minute! 348 00:21:13,868 --> 00:21:15,233 Blank, that's it. 349 00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:18,505 You'll load the pistols with blank cartridges. 350 00:21:18,672 --> 00:21:22,836 When Pierre shoots at me, I'll fake it. That way nobody gets hurt. 351 00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:25,604 What a plan! It can't miss. 352 00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:27,613 That's what Pierre will think. 353 00:21:33,788 --> 00:21:37,747 You're quite sure you want to go through with this dangerous business? 354 00:21:37,825 --> 00:21:40,316 Oui. I demand satisfaction. 355 00:21:40,428 --> 00:21:43,591 Very well. Please select your weapons, gentlemen. 356 00:21:44,565 --> 00:21:46,590 Pierre is ready, monsieur. 357 00:21:46,934 --> 00:21:50,836 -Did you get the anksblay? -All set. I got the anksblay. 358 00:21:51,205 --> 00:21:53,696 Top Cat is likewise, "monsewer." 359 00:21:54,308 --> 00:21:55,832 One, two... 360 00:21:56,444 --> 00:21:59,379 three, four, five... 361 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:01,475 six, seven... 362 00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:05,613 eight, nine, ten! 363 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:08,181 Fire! 364 00:22:17,598 --> 00:22:20,294 Pierre, you fiend, you have killed him. 365 00:22:20,468 --> 00:22:22,800 Speak to me, T.C.! Say something! 366 00:22:22,870 --> 00:22:25,338 This is a far better thing I do... 367 00:22:25,406 --> 00:22:27,897 than I would have done, if I didn't do it. 368 00:22:28,409 --> 00:22:31,071 Poetry, sheer poetry. 369 00:22:31,545 --> 00:22:32,842 He's dying. 370 00:22:32,913 --> 00:22:36,610 My whole life seems to be passing before my very eyes. 371 00:22:36,684 --> 00:22:39,619 No, you're gonna be okay, T.C. 372 00:22:39,753 --> 00:22:41,380 Has anybody got a Band-Aid? 373 00:22:41,455 --> 00:22:43,719 It's getting dark, very dark. 374 00:22:44,258 --> 00:22:45,850 Why did you do it? 375 00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:48,091 I'll never forget you. 376 00:22:48,162 --> 00:22:51,620 No, child. You have your life to live. 377 00:22:52,032 --> 00:22:56,059 -Grant me one last request. -Anything. 378 00:22:56,937 --> 00:22:59,167 You and Chooch should be together. 379 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,140 Promise me. Promise? 380 00:23:03,043 --> 00:23:05,238 My blessings, children. 381 00:23:07,815 --> 00:23:09,214 Gosh, T.C... 382 00:23:09,483 --> 00:23:12,111 I didn't mean the things I said. 383 00:23:13,187 --> 00:23:15,621 I never thought this would happen. 384 00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:19,791 I know now you were only trying to help me. 385 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,691 It's a little late for that. 386 00:23:22,997 --> 00:23:25,761 It's gonna be strange without T.C. around. 387 00:23:26,267 --> 00:23:28,565 He meant more to me than anything. 388 00:23:28,669 --> 00:23:31,604 -Now you have Goldie. -Goldie, yeah. 389 00:23:31,705 --> 00:23:34,105 But I don't talk the way she likes... 390 00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:36,039 and Goldie don't shoot pool. 391 00:23:36,143 --> 00:23:39,806 I know now what I really want. I really want to be with the gang. 392 00:23:40,915 --> 00:23:42,007 The gang? 393 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:44,243 Pierre! 394 00:23:45,586 --> 00:23:48,054 Wait for me, darling. 395 00:23:48,722 --> 00:23:52,658 -You really mean it? -I know now. But it's too late. 396 00:23:52,726 --> 00:23:56,389 But it's not too late, men. The pool hall's open all night. 397 00:23:57,698 --> 00:23:59,427 T.C., are you a ghost? 398 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:03,493 No, I'm fine. It was all a trick to cure your lovesickness. 399 00:24:03,604 --> 00:24:06,573 I heard a gun. What's going on here? 400 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,871 Nothing really. Someone took a shot at T.C. 401 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:11,611 Is he hurt bad? 402 00:24:11,679 --> 00:24:14,443 Nope. Guess, I'm out of season. Sorry Dib. 403 00:24:14,648 --> 00:24:17,446 You sure you weren't hit a little bit? 404 00:24:17,585 --> 00:24:21,351 Sorry, Dib. I'm fine. Benny loaded the pistol with blanks. 405 00:24:21,922 --> 00:24:24,584 That's right. Blanks, see. Here they are! 406 00:24:24,658 --> 00:24:27,684 You still have them? Then the guns were loaded with... 407 00:24:30,931 --> 00:24:32,228 real bullets! 408 00:24:35,669 --> 00:24:38,763 What's this? What's going on, anyway? 409 00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:40,534 Well, Officer Dibble... 410 00:24:40,608 --> 00:24:42,735 I guess you might say it's just the end... 411 00:24:42,810 --> 00:24:45,040 of the crazy mixed-up love affair. 412 00:24:45,112 --> 00:24:47,672 C'est I'amour toujours, I think.